BREAKING NEWS: RAPHAEL ORLOVE IS, IN FACT, A CHEESE DANISH!

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 01/21/2014 at 11:08 • Filed to: None

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Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/21/2014 at 11:09

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Disagree.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney 01/21/2014 at 11:11

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On what grounds do you base your objection?

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/21/2014 at 11:11

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Completely agree

Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/21/2014 at 11:13

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Science. Science clearly dictates that while his face is a cheese danish, his entirety is not a danish. He is a trans-sustenant being and requests that you respect the way he was born.

McMike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/21/2014 at 11:14

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I believe another name for that delicious pastry is "turnover."

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > McMike 01/21/2014 at 11:16

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#orloved, #pastrylopnik

Raphael Orlove > McMike 01/21/2014 at 11:16

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::applauds::

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney 01/21/2014 at 11:17

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But how can you prove that he is not just a highly evolved form of turnover?

Squid > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/21/2014 at 11:23

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Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/21/2014 at 11:30

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You'll have to forgive me, I have failed in my scientific duties as I had not previously provided for the possibility that that was a possibility. It would explain his propensity to turn over , if you will.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney 01/21/2014 at 11:35

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The court finds in favor of Orlove being a scriblita.

Fookin' Prawns > McMike 01/21/2014 at 11:37

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BKosher84 > McMike 01/21/2014 at 12:20

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Beautfiul.. Absolutely, undeniably beautiful.